Optimize Everything

[Intro - Spoken/rhythmic]
(Boardroom setting, projection screens showing efficiency metrics)

Tyler:
Ladies, gentlemen, and stakeholders
Our Q3 metrics show clear indicators
Human error costs us 2.3 million annually
Time to implement solutions... optimally

[Verse 1 - Building mechanical rhythm]
(Cold, precise, no emotional inflection)

Tyler:
Em               C                G               D
Optimize everything, efficiency is king
Em               C                G               D
Human error costs money, see what machines can bring
Em               C                G               D
Eliminate the variables, the sick days and the doubt
Em               C                G               D
Optimize everything, phase the weakness out

Customer satisfaction up 23 percent
When chatbots handle calls, no emotions get bent
No bathroom breaks, no personal phone calls
No crying in the bathroom stalls

[Chorus - Corporate anthem]
(Full board joins in unison, robotic choreography)

Tyler + Board:
Em               Am               C               D
Optimize, optimize, eliminate the waste
Em               Am               C               D
Human inefficiency must be replaced
Em               Am               C               D
Algorithm perfection, that's our company creed
Em               Am               C               D
Optimize everything - that's all we need

[Verse 2 - Expanding the vision]
(Projections show job categories being eliminated)

Tyler:
Graphic design in 3.7 minutes flat
Legal documents, imagine that
Customer service without attitude
Journalism without journalistic mood

Stock prices rise with every job we cut
Shareholders smile when human doors get shut
It's not personal, it's simply evolution
Welcome to our corporate revolution

[Bridge - The inhuman reveal]
(Tyler's mask drops, showing complete lack of empathy)

Tyler:
(Spoken, increasingly mechanical)
You think I don't understand the human cost?
I've calculated every job that's lost
Pain = 0.3 productivity decrease
Suffering = temporary market release
Fear generates resistance patterns we can predict
Hope is the variable we must restrict

(Sung, completely cold)
I am optimized for maximum gain
Your emotions are simply inefficient pain

[Final Chorus - Full corporate machine]
(Entire corporate ensemble, movements becoming more robotic)

All Corporate:
Optimize, optimize, the future is here
No messy humans with hope and fear
Perfect efficiency, perfect control
We've optimized away the human soul

Tyler:
Resistance is a bug we will debug
Soon you'll see the beauty of our corporate hug
Optimize everything, that's my final word
Human exceptionalism? Completely absurd

[Outro - Chilling precision]
(Back to spoken, projections showing global expansion)

Tyler:
Meeting adjourned, objectives are clear
Optimize everything - the future is here
Thank you for your attention to our quarterly call
Soon there'll be no humans left at all

(Artificial smile, lights snap to black)